What If Dogs Could Text?
Hilarious Messages Your Pup Would Totally Send You
Let’s be honest if dogs could text, our phones would never stop buzzing. From “WHERE R U?” at the sound of keys jingling, to “I saw a squirrel and it was personal,” you just know your pup has thoughts, feelings, and A LOT to say.
Here’s a look at the hilariously relatable texts your dog would 100% send if they had thumbs... and Wi-Fi.
“You left the house. Again. Why. WHY???”
Translation: You going to work is a personal betrayal. Your dog doesn’t care about your meetings. Your dog cares that your butt is not on the couch next to them. They’re not mad, just disappointed. Okay, maybe a little mad. And... Also sent 6,742 sad face emojis and a selfie looking tragic.
Let me guess... you remembered everything except the most crucial thing.
Translation: You opened the fridge and didn’t hand over a treat. The audacity. You know they deserve at least one tiny snack for simply existing. Or breathing. Or being adorable.
“That barking at 3 a.m.? Yeah, I saved your life.”
Translation: I heard a leaf move and had to protect us. You’re welcome. Again. Some heroes don’t wear capes... they wear collars.
If Love Had a Taste... Would It Be Like Socks?
Translation: I stole your sock and it’s now my emotional support item.
They miss your scent when you’re gone. So yes, the laundry basket is a treasure chest.
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Conclusion:
From a behavioral science perspective, giving our pets a “voice” humanizes them, making our emotional connection deeper and more meaningful. It turns our dogs into partners, confidants, even stand-ins for our inner child.
We laugh because deep down, we know our pets would say these things.
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